我:你怎么不找对象啊?女:目前还没有找对象的打算。我:卧槽,你这是为你前女友守寡啊!女:妈蛋![一个人想要一辈子开心,你就去做好人,想要半辈子开心,你就去做官,因为,你还要拿出半辈子去忧国优民!想要一个人开心,你就去做梦!想要一家门开心,你就去做家务,想要一台子人开心,你就做东,想要600个人同时开心,你来看上海活宝周立波![A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。来,坐下,吃点点心,妈妈说,你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,他那聪明的儿子说,里面装点东西,就会好的。[我:你怎么不找对象啊?女:目前还没有找对象的打算。我:卧槽,你这是为你前女友守寡啊!女:妈蛋![一个人想要一辈子开心,你就去做好人,想要半辈子开心,你就去做官,因为,你还要拿出半辈子去忧国优民!想要一个人开心,你就去做梦!想要一家门开心,你就去做家务,想要一台子人开心,你就做东,想要600个人同时开心,你来看上海活宝周立波![A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。来,坐下,吃点点心,妈妈说,你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,他那聪明的儿子说,里面装点东西,就会好的。[详情